The Beans:

Yes, there is more than one of those little sarcastic fart-bombs, but there is only one "leader" Bean who is the main character and namesake of the comic. Why is that Bean the leader? Most likely because he's drawn that way, duh.

Dr. Ish Van Shtinky Shveek:

The comic's resident scientist is not always the smartest character at times, but we all know he means well. Even if most of his creations go wrong and the Beans have to clean up after them, or when he accidentally makes a dimensional warp out of the toilet and doesn't tell anyone until Kaopectateman falls in...

Joe Blowdell:

A good 'ole boy from the Peach State is the farmer that grew the majority of the characters with tender loving care; blah blah blah. Contrary to popular belief, Joe is not your stereotypical southerner, he just doesn't say much. He prefers to let his actions, um, uh, actually we don't know why he doesn't say much. So sue us.

Kaopectateman:

Trust me if we had a backstory on Kaopectateman for you we'd tell you. As it stands he's a super-strong superhero, with a super-small head. Hey, like we said, he just showed up in the comic one day, and well, that's that!

Mr. Bowlogkniye:

His name is pronounced "Bologna", but don't spell it that way or he'll give you a lecture on what's "proper". He's a walking house, quite literally, as the Beans like to live in his huge top hat. Scary no?

Buddy the Wonder Dog:

Based off of one of the creator's dogs, (but we bet you can't guess which one) Buddy is seemingly just a normal drooly dog along for the ride until he stands up and saves the day for the whole gang. Figures the dog's the genius huh?

George the Salesman:

Don't know where he came from, and we don't care. We really wish he'd go back. Always ready to make a "sale" and he won't go away until he does. He's the main reason why everyone in this comic does not use doors, because he's always standing out side of them.

The not so Great Potato:

Aside from the Beans, the Potatoes were the only other type of Veggie that didn't run away from Joe's Farm. Mostly likely because they didn't grow legs, so they just sit around doing nothing at all. Oddly enough they make appearances everywhere in the comic even though they just sit there.

Proffesor Fishnugget:

Dr. Ish Van Shtinky Shveek's rival from their college years, Fishnugget was driven insane by the fact no one can understand a word he says. Little does he know if he'd get a Thesaurus people would understand him then.

The Hands of Doom:

Ever seen Yellow Submarine? Yeah they're basically like the Glove, only times two. Their main weapons are doing mime routines and exploding poor Beans which produce atomic explosions. Evil aren't they?