1. If you could be a pickle, what kind of pickle would you be? Dill Gherkin Sweet Tommy 2. Do you know what? What? A pie That's what! Yes, I met him last week 3. Did you do your laundry? Meow! Os kniht t'ond i Don't forget the kitchen sink I don't wear clothes, only ostrich feathers 4. Gniyas m'I tahw llet uoy nac? No hablo ingles! seY Only on Tuesdays, but not on Mondays Pineapple 5. Can't have any! Why NOT? This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System... Tomato oatmeal Uh, yeah 6. Why do Superheroes overreact? It's the tights Super powers effect the brain So evil bad guys trying to take over the world wouldn't be alone in the stupidity Why not? 7. Next week will be: On a Thursday In three years Replaced by the dewy decimal system YES! 8. A French fry by any other name is: Stinky Tastes like chicken Called Pierre In England 9. Why don't M & M's melt in your mouth and not in your hand? Because... THEY'RE ALIVE! A monkey made it The Candy Shell, duh! WHA! 10. Insanity is in the mind of those who think you are Next Week Same with Intelligence Riiiight... All of the above
