1. If you could be a pickle, what kind of pickle would you be?
2. Do you know what?
Yes, I met him last week
3. Did you do your laundry?
Os kniht t'ond i
Don't forget the kitchen sink
I don't wear clothes, only ostrich feathers
4. Gniyas m'I tahw llet uoy nac?
No hablo ingles!
Only on Tuesdays, but not on Mondays
5. Can't have any!
This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System...
6. Why do Superheroes overreact?
It's the tights
Super powers effect the brain
So evil bad guys trying to take over the world wouldn't be alone in the stupidity
7. Next week will be:
On a Thursday
In three years
Replaced by the dewy decimal system
8. A French fry by any other name is:
Tastes like chicken
9. Why don't M & M's melt in your mouth and not in your hand?
Because... THEY'RE ALIVE!
A monkey made it
The Candy Shell, duh!
10. Insanity is in the mind of those who think you are
Same with Intelligence
All of the above